
Sunday, April 6th
Skye and I used the excuse of getting up early to avoid the ongoing restaurant conundrum and just ate breakfast bars. We were on the road by 8, with Egan tucked into the back seat. We were going to a guided tour of Slaughter Canyon (no actually bloody history, just a dude named Slaughter who had a home in a very picturesque canyon). Scott, Dave and Kaki were going to do a much more hardcore tour later in the day--wearing helmets, fitting themselves through small holes in the rock and so forth. Just thinking about it makes my chest clench. Scott, in his infinite wisdom, figured Skye and I would be disinclined for that tour and so we were taking Egan on the tour Scott had taken Kaki on when she was Egan's age. Thank god.
We drove and drove, and after awhile thought we ought to have seen the turnoff. Skye looked at the packet the Caverns had sent, and the directions were completely different than what the boys had told us. So we called, and were assured the packet was bollocks (as it turned out, in fact, to be). We kept driving, and eventually turned off on a dirt road. We paused for a wild turkey to cross the road (a lady we met said that she had stopped for a flock of about 50, so we got the straggler) and eventually made it out to the little rest stop at the base of the trail to the cave.
Ahem.
I had thought we were going on a rather leisurely walk to the cave mouth, mainly because that was my impression from a very brief conversation with Scott and because I had never bothered to actually read the description, so it is my fault, but I was very, very glad I'd worn good shoes (it was actually nice of Scott to assume I was a lot more in shape than I am ;). Turned out to be a 40-minute strenuous hike up a mountain at a highish altitude and blazing sun. We were not happy. Well, Skye and I weren't, because we hadn't realized what was up, because there was no place to fill up extra water bottles we realized we'd need, and because there turned out to be bees (Egan is very dangerously allergic, and we were clearly far, far away from any chance of medical treatment). But Egan thought it was great, and it was very beautiful (and by far the hardest part of the tour). And, of course, it was fine in the end.
We eventually got to the cave mouth, and sat around panting with the 20 other folks waiting for the tour (many of them had also had no idea what they were in for). There were several other kids Egan's age, which was nice. One of them asked a guy if he could see his flashlight. The guy said sure, and showed it. "My dad's is bigger!" said the kid. "Oh really?" said the guy, "that's nice." "Yeah, my dad's is really BIG!" said the kid again, and Skye and I made faces at each other to keep the sniggers down.
The two ranger ladies showed up eventually, and told us about the little off the path area we could use to pee before the tour. "Because if you don't go now," they said "we have some convenience bags for you if you have to go in the cave. They are a gift to you, we don't want them back, and really, they aren't convenient for anyone." That caused about a third of the group to peel off, and so was very effective.
The Slaughter Canyon Cave was rediscovered (as it was clear the Native Americans had discovered it long ago) by a goatherd in the 20's. During a thunder storm he lost about half his flock of goats. He found the cave, and the goats, and incidentally a whole lot of bat guano. He thought he'd made his fortune, but it turns out really, really ancient bat guano (from a rare type of bat that is now extinct) makes crappy (pun intended) fertilizer. So he was wrong. He was also wrong to drive front-loader trucks into the cave (illegal even in the late 20's when he did it), and to further crap it up with junk.
One thing Dave commented on is how clean the areas around all these caves are. He didn't see a single piece of litter, and I can't said I did, either. Pristine! Good for whoever is taking care of them. Well, actually, the only litter I saw was the aforementioned 1920s litter--a small rectangle of roped-off old bits and pieces in the cave. The ranger pointed out the tire tracks. She said that everyone talks about the footsteps on the moon, and how amazing it is that there are still there, and pointed out that these were even older. The cave is such a stable environment that any impact from humans lasts a long, long time.
We then walked into the guano trenches. This was nowhere as bad as you'd think. The trenches were dug so long ago that it just looked like colored rock. They pointed out the layers of bat bones compacted with the guano--tiny, cherry-stem sized bones.
The path was often slick, and I found that when I lose my balance I don't seem to be able to avoid saying "WOOO!" I did this quite a bit and realized that not everyone does. Oh well. I did, however, manage to climb the little slippery incline that was a Tricky Bit, avoid grabbing the pretty stalagmites, and make it into the "Christmas Tree Room". The stalagmites there were incredible--the Christmas tree itself was about 15 feet tall and covered in crystals. We all sat down on a handy incline and turned our lights out. Unfortunately Skye's hair now had a lot of glow-in-the-dark components, so it took much adjusting of her hoodie to get properly covered.
We listened to the cave in the dark. When I first went in to a lava tube, some years ago, I thought I would be terrified when we finally turned our flashlights off. I wasn't. It was actually one of the calmest and most peaceful moments I can remember. This was, too, though with so many people (and somehow thinking of Golem at the wrong moment), it wasn't quite the same. But still good, in the slow, still, coldness.
We climbed back out, stopping to view the bizarre figure of "the Clansman", so called by the movie crew of "King Solomon's Mines" back in the 40s', which filmed there. There is a bright pink imprint on a wall nearby that is supposedly drawn in Deborah Kerr's lipstick.
We walked out of the cave, stopping to see the incredibly bright light of the entrance, applauding our guides and gratefully sitting around with water and snacks on the rocks outside the cave. Egan practically ran down the path on the way home, and we saw some amazing views and delicate cactus flowers. We eventually made it back to the now incredibly cosmopolitan-looking rest station (no water, but toilets, of a sort), and drove directly to Denny's, where we ate lots and lots. Egan was allowed to bring his Gameboy inside, because, as he pointed out, "you guys are just going to be yakking." After stuffing ourselves we came home and napped until the muddy ones returned from their terrifying (to me) journey underground (I will leave that story to Dave, along with the amazing reaction of the waitress at Chili's to his iPhone ;).
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